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Job Title: Aftermarket Business Development Manager – Regional & Market Specific

Job Type: Full Time

Company: Cummins Inc

Location: Nigeria

Qualification: BA/BSc/HND

Job Field: Sales/Marketing

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Cummins Inc. – A global power leader, is a corporation of complementary business units that design, manufacture, distribute and service diesel and natural gas engines and related technologies, including fuel systems, controls, air handling, filtration, emission solutions and electrical power generation systems.

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Responsibilities: – Sells company products and services by developing new prospects and accounts. Achieves sales targets and ensures customer satisfaction. – Develops relationships to generate customer goodwill and loyalty. Supports negotiations according to company guidelines. – Identifies, researches, and contacts prospective customers and builds positive relationships that will generate future sales and repeat business. – Responds to customer concerns about the company and its products.ives utilization of Cummins tools and processes (i.e. Customer Relationship Management, Customer focus Six Sigma). – Extends and expands sale of products and services to existing clients.

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Requirements: – College, university, or equivalent degree in marketing, sales or a related subject or equivalent industry experience required. – Experience gained in a customer facing environment essential.

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Experience/Skills: – Significant level of relevant work experience including previous customer and/or product experience required. – Excellent customer relationship management. – Communication – Written and Verbal – Is able to effectively and clearly communicate in both written and verbal means. – Ability to work under pressure and meet tight deadlines.

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Job Title: Business Unit Manager

Company: Nigeria's Leading Electricity Distribution Company

Job Type: Full Time

Qualification: BA/BSc/HND

Location: Lagos, Nigeria

Job Field: Administration

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Our Client, one of Nigeria's leading electricity distribution companies has engaged the services of Workforce Management Centre to source and select best professionals who meet the expectation of the organisation in the following vacant role.

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Job Purpose: – To manage, initiate, control and direct the activities of the business unit including undertakings and service centers; – To drive financial and operational performance of the service centres.

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Requirements: – Strong Knowledge of Utilities Industry or other related industries – Excellent and demonstrated knowledge of management and marketing principles – Excetlent interpersonal and communication skills – Demonstrated ability to obtain results through others typically acquired through years of experience – Demonstrated proficiency with Microsoft Office products (Outlook, Excel, PowerPoint. Word) – Excellent knowledge of basic financial accounting. – Management and Cost Accounting; Financial – Analysis and Interpretation – Strategic Planning and Business Performance Management – Strong business acumen – Knowledge of relevant billings software and applications.

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Educational Qualification: – A university degree in Engineering. – Business Administration or any related field – A master's degree in Business (ideally with a concentration in general management) will be an added advantage.

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Professional Qualification: – Membership of a professional body in the – Engineering or Marketing industry is an added advantage – At least 7 years in a management or supervisory role.

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ABUJA (Reuters) - Nigerian government forces were fighting Islamist insurgents 35 km (20 miles) outside Borno state capital Maiduguri on Friday to try to stop any attack on the northeastern city, local residents said.

Authorities were struggling to reassure frightened locals that the armed forces would defend them against the Boko Haram militants, who have overrun a string of towns and villages in the area in recent weeks.Maiduguri residents said they heard gunfire and explosions coming from the direction of Konduga, southeast of the city, on Friday, and later saw army troop carriers heading there. "Some people came from Konduga ... they told us the army are in control," Musa Sumail, a human rights activist in Maiduguri, told Reuters by phone. Other residents said they were told the army had intercepted an attempted probe into Konduga by a group of Boko Haram fighters. No details of casualties were available.Sumail said military helicopters were flying over the Borno state capital, which has filled up with tens of thousands of refugees fleeing Boko Haram forces advancing from the north, east and south of Maiduguri in the last few weeks. Thousands more have fled Maiduguri westwards towards Damaturu for safety.Some local civic organisations have warned that Maiduguri, where Boko Haram has concentrated its attacks since it launched its anti-government insurgency in 2009, is surrounded by the militants and vulnerable to attack.Nigeria's defence headquarters, which avoids giving detailed accounts of military operations, criticised such reports as "alarmist" in a statement on its Twitter account @DefenceInfoNG."All Facets of Security Arrangements for the Defence of Maiduguri has been upgraded to handle any planned attack," the military said, without giving any specifics.President Goodluck Jonathan's administration and the armed forces face mounting criticism that they are failing in the war to counter Boko Haram. The group's leader Abubakar Shekau proclaimed a "Muslim territory" in the northeast after seizing Gwoza near the border with Cameroon, to the east, last month."We are convinced that the Federal Government of Nigeria has not shown sufficient political will to fight Boko Haram and rescue us from the clutches of the insurgents which may ultimately lead to the total annihilation of the inhabitants of Borno," the Borno Elders Forum, which groups dignitaries and elders from the northeast state, said in a statement.It urged the government to "fortify" Maiduguri.Boko Haram's Shekau is apparently trying to follow the example of Islamic State in Iraq and Syria, which has declared its own caliphate. This strategy, which has seen Boko Haram hoist its flag over local government buildings in several towns and villages, departs from its usual hit-and-run tactics.PRE-ELECTION TENSIONSU.S.-based consultancy Stratfor said that while Boko Haram - which is most active in the northeast, far from the central federal capital Abuja and southwestern commercial hub of Lagos - did not pose an "existential threat" to the Nigerian government, the loss of a city like Maiduguri would embarrass Jonathan and damage his expected re-election bid in February's national vote."If the government proved unable to prevent such an event, it could harm Jonathan's bid for re-election by painting him as an irresponsibly weak commander-in-chief ahead of the presidential primaries in November and national elections in February," Stratfor said in a note on the Nigerian situation.Many believe pre-election political tensions stemming from the historic rivalry between Nigeria's mostly Muslim north and largely Christian south - Jonathan is a southerner - is also stoking the persistent Boko Haram insurgency in the northeast.Popular anger spiked after Boko Haram abducted more than 200  northeast schoolgirls from Chibok in mid-April, triggering a social media campaign that gave global prominence to the group.  In addition to the threat to Maiduguri in Borno state, other Boko Haram columns have pushed southwards since early last week into the north of neighbouring Adamawa state, killing civilians, burning Christian churches and government offices, and forcing thousands of civilians to flee before them.The Nigerian military says it has been striking back, using warplanes to support its ground troops in the fighting around the commercial town of Mubi."Situation in Mubi, Michika, Bazza, Gulak, Gwoza, Bama, Gamboru Ngala & other parts of the North East is being stabilized," the defence headquaters said in its Tweets, but it provided no more information on the operations.Groups critical of Jonathan say they do not see the military making progress. "Our armed forces are not sufficiently armed or motivated to fight the terrorists. The result is that the rampaging insurgents are conquering more and more of Nigerian territory," said the #BringBackOurGirls movement, which is campaigning for the rescue of the abducted Chibok students. (Additional reporting by Pascal Fletcher in Lagos and Lanre Ola in the northeast; Writing by Pascal Fletcher; Editing by Louise Ireland)
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Job Title: Purchasing Officer

Location: Lagos, Nigeria

Employer: Ajeast Nigeria Limited (part of Aje Group)

Requirements:

•   To be responsible for the co-ordination of purchases of all Engineering and Indirect related needs.

•   Also for the promotion of most effective and efficient use of company's funds in the acquisition of goods and services through procurement of the right quality at the right price on time and in full.

•   Degree qualified and at least 3 years experience in food and beverage environment.

•   Candidate must conversant with import/Export procedures.

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Job Title: Project Coordinator

Company: Real Estates Development Company

Job Type: Full Time

Location: Lagos, Nigeria

Job Field Building and Construction Engineering

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A Real Estates development company with developments in different parts of the country requires the services of the following personnel in Lagos.

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Qualification: – B.Sc or HND in Building Technology, Architecture, or Quantity Surveying – Minimum of 10 years practical working experience – Ability to interprete drawings and work without supervision – Must be able to co-ordinate consultants, personnels and workmen at various project sites.

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Yale University Episcopal chaplain Bruce Shipman says three sentences cost him his job.

MoreWhy Ted Cruz Was Booed Off Stage at a Christian EventCatholic Confession Needs to Stay ConfidentialWhat You Don't Know About George Clooney's Wife-to-Be NBC NewsNigerian President Hijacks #BringBackOurGirls for Election NBC NewsNot One Drop: Can California Towns Survive Life Without Water? NBC NewsIn a short letter to the New York Times late August, Shipman responded to an op-ed by Deborah E. Lipstadt titled "Why Jews are Worried," about rising anti-Semitism in Europe.

Popular Among Subscribers  Never Offline  Subscribe The Second Age of ReasonThe Never-Ending WarHere's what he wrote:

Deborah E. Lipstadt makes far too little of the relationship between Israel’s policies in the West Bank and Gaza and growing anti-Semitism in Europe and beyond. The trend to which she alludes parallels the carnage in Gaza over the last five years, not to mention the perpetually stalled peace talks and the continuing occupation of the West Bank. As hope for a two-state solution fades and Palestinian casualties continue to mount, the best antidote to anti-Semitism would be for Israel’s patrons abroad to press the government of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu for final-status resolution to the Palestinian question.

Within hours of the letter's publication, Shipman says, people on and off campus began calling for his ouster. Two weeks later, he resigned. Why this happened—and what's at stake—depends on who you ask.

Shipman has a long history of sympathy for the plight of Palestinians. As a teenager, he lived in Egypt while his father worked for World Health Organization and was there when Israel invaded during the 1956 Suez War. "Among my friends were Palestinian refugees and their children who were my age, so I heard their stories of dispossession and loss, people who had lost their homes and their farms and cut off from their land living in Jaffa and in the area which is now known as Israel," he says.

He has visited Israel and the Palestinian territories more than a dozen times. This spring, he took a group of Yale students on a spring trip to Bethlehem and Jerusalem. "There is an apartheid situation there," he says. "It is unpopular to say so, but it is the truth." His letter, he explains, "suggested that in looking at the uptick in anti-Semitism in Europe and in the world, there is a correlation between the unresolved issues in Israel/Palestine, the recent war in Gaza and the terrible damage incurred by that war, the awful civilian casualties, and all of this I believe has contributed to an uptick in anti-Semitic violence," he says. "That is what I said, and that is what I meant."

Many people swiftly pounced. Yale pointed out that Shipman was not on staff but was rather employed by the Episcopal Church. Chabad at Yale, a Jewish student group, issued this statement: "Reverend Bruce Shipman’s justification of anti-semitism by blaming it on Israeli policies in the West Bank and Gaza is frankly quite disturbing. His argument attempts to justify racism and hate of innocent people, in Israel and around the world."

Religion columnist and Yale lecturer Mark Oppenheimer wrote that Shipman's approach "gives license to all sorts of stereotyping, racism, and prejudice. . . . why wouldn’t one write, 'The best antidote to stop-and-frisk policing would be for black men everywhere to press other black men to stop shooting each other'? Why wouldn’t one write—perhaps after a Muslim was beaten up by white-supremacist thugs—'The best antidote to Islamophobia would be for radical Islam’s patrons abroad to press ISIS and Al Qaeda to just cut it out'?"

David Bernstein wrote for the Washington Post, "Next on Rev. Shipman’s bucket list: blaming women who dress provocatively for rape, blaming blacks for racism because of high crime rates, and blaming gays for homophobia for being 'flamboyant.'"

The official reason for Shipman's resignation, according to the Episcopal Church at Yale, was not the letter but "dynamics between the Board of Governors and the Priest-in-Charge." Ian Douglas, bishop of Connecticut and president of the board of governors for the Episcopal Church at Yale, emphasized this distinction to the Yale Daily News. "It’s not as glamorous a story to hear that Priest-in-Charge Bruce Shipman resigned because of institutional dynamics within the Episcopal Church at Yale and not the debates related to Israel and Palestine — but it’s the truth," he said.

Shipman disagrees. "This story cannot be simply dismissed as the inner problems of the Episcopal Church at Yale. It was not," he says. "It was this letter that set off the firestorm."

For Shipman, the controversy raises a number of "troubling questions" about free speech on campus. In addition to the hate mail, Shipman says he has also received letters of support from people thanking him for taking a courageous stand for Palestinian rights. University chaplains, he adds, have a long history advocating unpopular cultural positions. William Sloane Coffin Jr., a chaplain at Yale during the 1960s, gained fame for practicing civil disobedience in prostest of the U.S. war in Vietnam. Clergy today, he continues, need to know what protections they do and don't have when it comes to taking unpopular positions. "I think of abolitionism and the role the church played in that, I think of the civil rights movement, I think of the anti-war movement and the role the chaplains played in that, often incurring the wrath of big givers and donors of the university, but they were protected and they were respected," he says. "That seems not to be the case now."

As to what's next for him, Shipman isn't yet sure, but he doesn't plan on remaining silent. "I think the truth must be brought out and it must be discussed on campus by people of goodwill without labeling anti-Semitic anyone who raises these questions," he says. "Surely this debate should take place on the campuses of the leading universities across the country. If not there, where?"

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Job Title: Sales Officer

Company: Fast Growing FMCG Company

Job Type: Full Time

Qualification: BA/BSc/HND

Location: Oyo Ogun Lagos, Nigeria

Job Field: Sales / Marketing / Business Development

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Our client is a fast growing FMCG company in Nigeria. As a result of business expansion and capacity building, unique career opportunities exist in the organization for highly competent and self- motivated professionals; the company is looking to fill the following positions in Lagos, Ibadan and Abeokuta.

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The key accountabilities of this position include: – Give effective presentations to make a sale; – Professionally and effectively employ sales skills to achieve and surpass targeted sales figures – Increase the level of sales and product mix direct from retailers and dealers – Maintain an accurate and current database of existing and potential dealers and retailers – Effectively communicate with dealers and retailers to gain commitment to purchase products – Develop, maintain and manage relationships with dealers and retailers – Drive sales campaigns to achieve sales targets.

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Qualification and requirement: – B.Sc or HND in any Related Discipline – 2-4 years of relevant experience in FMCG industry – Presentation skills is required – Computer literacy and proficiency in Microsoft Office applications.

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Job Title: Business Development Officer

Company: Adron Homes & Properties Limited

Job Type: Full Time

Qualification: OND BA/BSc/HND

Location: Lagos, Nigeria

Job Field: Sales / Marketing / Business Development

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Adron Homes & Properties Limited is a Real Estate and Property Development Company whose purpose to help people realize their aspirations for the pride of ownership, comfort, security and wealth through the provision of excellent homes and the will to provide homes for all classes of society with focus on the neglected populace in respect to government housing programs.

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Job Description: – Applicant must be able to build market position by locating, developing, defining, negotiating, and closing business relationships. – He/She must be able to Locate & propose potential business deals by contacting potential partners. – Must be able to explore and discover business opportunities. – Must be able to Close new business deals by coordinating requirements.

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Requirement: – Applicant must posses a good customer relation and Must have a minimum of 3- 5 year experience. – Qualification: OND / HND.

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UEFA announced that Milan's San Siro stadium will host the 2016 UEFA Champions League final at a meeting of its executive committee.


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Job Title: Company Secretary/Human Resources Officer

Company: Rapid Growing Pharmaceutical Company

Job Type: Full Time

Qualification: BA/BSc/HND

Location: Abuja, Nigeria

Job Field: Administration / Secretarial   Human Resources / HR

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A Rapid growing Pharmaceutical company wish to employ goal oriented officers to fill the position

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Requirements: – Candidates should have at least a BSc or HND in either of Secretarial studies, Business administration Public administration or related courses. – Candidates must be proficient in computer applications such as Word, Excel, Coreldraw and should be able to statistically analyze weekly staff performance. – Candidates should be able to work without supervision and must possess high integrity, dedication to duty and efficiency attested by previous places of employment.

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