#Joke: Beautiful Lie

[joker]

I met a girl at a shopping mall, she was looking so intercoursey and beautiful, so I decided to walk up to her and this was what happened:

ME: Hi

GIRL: (looking blandly at me) Hi.

ME: My name is Pius. What's yours?

GIRL: I'm Rita.

ME: What a beautiful name. Well I'm presently a student at the University of Benin. How about you, what school are you at?

GIRL: Oxford University London.

ME: That's cool! Are you on holidays?

GIRL: No, I'm at home due to the present ASUU strike.