Funny Joke: Condom

[Shola Sholaz]

Akpos, pastor, goes to a clinic to buy a pack of condoms.
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The attendant tells him to wait and enters the inner room to get it.
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As pastor Akpos waited for his condoms, one of his members comes to buy drugs and greets him, "Pastor, good evening."
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"Good evening Brother Michael. How are you?" the Pastor Akpos replies.
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As they were exchanging pleasantries, the attendant comes back with the pack of condoms and gives it to Akpos.
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The member opens his eyes in shock and shouts, "Pastor!!!"
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Embarrassed, Pastor Akpos shouts, "JESUS CHRIST!!! WHAT IS THIS??? I said COMBATRINE!!!