Crazy Joke: Nigerian Police : LOL!

Started by yetadem, Jul 22, 2015, 07:05 PM

yetadem

Nigerian Police officers at a road block .... as motorists are stuck in jam he stops a trailer

policeman: where is your permit

driver: hands in permit

policeman : do you have extinguisher.

driver : yes it's there ....

policeman : light up your indicators

driver: exactly on point indicators work ....

policeman : do you have seat belt

driver : yes you can check .....

policeman : hoot a bit i hear ...

driver: pipipipi

policeman turns to his fellow officer and says the man has everything let's leave him to go.

As the motorist drives away officer shouts : is your simcard registered ?

motorist: no

officer : swine park there!. How can you drive without registering your number what if you get accident how we will identify you ....