Multi-gifted ABC chief economics correspondent Emma Alberici has launched a spectacular new career as some kind of tax-funded ghetto queen hip-hoppin’ rapster.
Sadly, as Quadrant reports, Emma’s “talents with rhyme are on a par with the capacity to read and understand a corporate ledger”. Check Miss A’s dreezy word bombs, yo:
Galling! That’s how some feel now
I’m scribbling about things like tax
Give companies more,
The government roars
‘Don’t worry about things like facts’
Bullies, they tried to put me down,
‘Girls shouldn’t have so much front!’
But I’m not going anywhere
Because they’re just a bunch of …
Mean nasty people.
See what she did there? That’s how you can tell a genuine playa from someone who ain’t got no game. Peace out.
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